- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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