Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

thumb_up thumb_down +19

This is the concept of anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call white trash Garbage

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops