Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Anyone can post anything.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Major League Soccer

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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whats a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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