why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

roses are red violets are indigo

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

whats green and slimy? green slim

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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