How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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