- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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