why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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