What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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