- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

1+2 = 6

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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