- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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