- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Neither have I

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

If youre African, why are you white?

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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