- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

If youre African, why are you white?

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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