- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Womens rights

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

ejaculation JLR

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Where's my baby??

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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