- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Obama.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

irish man drinking john smiths

Your mother is so fat.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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