A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Bob Saget

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Anti Joke

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