- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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