- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is life? Paul.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I'd like to make a withdraw

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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