- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between a lamp?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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