- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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