Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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