Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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