Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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