what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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