Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Hi my name is Bob

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Asian NASCAR.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

I'm funny.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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