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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i like pie

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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