Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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2+2= 478

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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