knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Sarah Palin

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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