What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Animal

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womens sports...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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