How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Womens rights

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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