What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

Animal

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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