- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

In Soviet Russia its very cold

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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