What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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womens sports...

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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The NBA lockout

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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