I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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