- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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