- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

I like turtoes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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