You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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