- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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