how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Penis

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Where's my baby??

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Who invented apple? God

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

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