- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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