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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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