- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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