You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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mikey is cute

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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