- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

White men's rights

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Women's rights

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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