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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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