- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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