- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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