Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Faithful men.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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