- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

2 + 2 = 4

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

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