- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A whole 'nother.

2

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Who's Micheal Jackson?

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??