- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

i just wrote this so hard

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

PENIS that is all

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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