- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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