- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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