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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i just wrote this so hard

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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