YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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