Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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kill yourself

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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