What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -32

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down -32

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down -32

diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops