roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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