- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

knock knock go away!!!

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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