How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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