When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Ham sandwich

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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