I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

2 black kids walk into school

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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